Snowboarding in 4 easy steps ...

or Scott's Trip to Brokeleg Mountain!

The 4 steps of snowboarding (as shown by Scotty The Body):

1. Smile as you ride the gondola up the mountain.
2. Go HUGE (in the middle of the trees).
3. Late-night surgery in Truckee.
4. Robocop leg.

Snowboard, Boots, a Weekend Lift Ticket at NorthStar - $500.

Helicopter Ride and Emergency Surgery in Truckee - $45,000.

New Titanium Leg - $Priceless   For everything else call Mom.